Deep thocky. Not very original, I know.

This looks like every login page on every website currently

I say: I can’t stand the CEO of Duolingo, and his supremely punchable smirk-face.

Careless Whisper by George Michael

You shall not pass!

Yeah, if you like it, go for it!

This is the only current thing I could think of: https://www.keychron.com/products/keychron-q10-max-alice-layout-qmk-via-wireless-custom-mechanical-keyboard

I’m kind of confused. Why would you need a split space bar on a 75% board, and can you show us what that looks like?

What challenges did you run into with the firmware? Oh, and where did you have the PCB made?

OK, I watched it. Best part was when Chyrosran tore into the horrendous QMK and VIA softwares. The keeb is an engineering marvel. I am definitely jealous, because I have plans of my own for a custom keeb and caps. I was not going to go 3D printed though. And I had not considered HE switches, and now I am intrigued. The look of the final product was maybe not so much for me, but that hardly detracts from the amazing work you did. What software did you use to design and program the PCB?

Ok ok. I haven’t tried HE switches yet.

Possibly Clarendon Bold

Yeah any keyboard that supports multiple profiles will have a key combo for switching. What model is your keyboard?

I’m down with 100. Maybe even 110. These things though. I think I pulled a finger muscle.

Why not just make two profiles?

You just described end-stage capitalism

I don’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not replace all therapists with AIs trained exclusively on his childhood diary.

I wouldn’t trust Mark Zuckerberg to not create an AI that slowly rewrites your internal monologue.

I wouldn’t trust Zuck not to breed an army of hyper-intelligent raccoons trained in lock-picking and subtle social manipulation, release them into major urban centers, and then deny all involvement as he watches the chaos from a floating sensory deprivation tank wired directly into a dolphin’s brainwaves. (I may or may not be in favor of this one)

This is one of the most Japanese things I have ever heard.

Dōmo arigatōgozaimasu

I can’t pay with interpretive dance?! I shall not be frequenting this establishment. Good day to you.