Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway

Always the possibility we invent a way to make them smaller, more compact, or higher voltage

I want to sit on my ass and be unproductive

For me it’s “whatever plant I’m least likely to accidentally murder” so usually a succulent of some variety

Pretty sure they are complaining about the Japanese language here. In Japanese, the words for languages are generally just a compound word of “Nation + character for language”. So French is “France Language” if you took it literally.

Except the word for English which gets to be different

As the saying goes, if a product is free then that means you are the product

Reading this at 3:30 AM

I mean good content for communities like this one that mock them.

Open source Reddit alternative

Can’t get good content for here if you do though!

Gotta stop at the piss room before anyone finds out

I’ve heard one of the biggest issues with being a male pornstar is stamina. You gotta be able to keep that thing up for hours without breaks

I’d be down for some cybernetic eyes with better resolution and a zoom option and shit

I’m reading this with my poorly designed eyes right now!

I’d imagine it would be very difficult to audit a VPNs privacy, since most at least have a veneer of privacy and the auditor won’t have nearly the same pull or resources as a state actor

Most people don’t brag about their OS at all. For the vast majority, if it can accomplish the tasks it needs to accomplish, that is that.

I see their repo is open source. Is there any actual evidence that the sketchy machine generated any part of it?

It would be tempting to get that plan and call them at the stupidest hours possible. But it’s probably outsourced to India or just AI

I feel like the go to strategy would be to offer incredible service at first, then once you are big enough to force out competitors and the like, then you start fucking the consumer

It’s more fun when it’s freaky