LMFAO, accurate.

That’s because their Orange Messiah has promised to ban video games as part of Project 2025.

Hey pal, I don’t know what you’re trying to say, but I take exception to the way you said it. Has anyone seen my keys?

It’s an old reference but it checks out

Y’all got any of that sweet smoke?

First, you’re going to have to define what poor sound means to you. Modding your closed back headphones to add more speakers isn’t going to make them sound better, but probably worse.

The best way to get better sound is to replace your headphones with better headphones, or to use a better source when playing music. Even better headphones aren’t going to improve the quality of music if you’re playing lossy Mp3s.

AP mumu was the real surprise.

Don’t worry, I’ve had plenty of practice.

I’m sure that’s why steakhouses are selling them so cheaply.

Name a social circle where you can use language like in the first example, and it’s acceptable.

You mean he actually boiled the pasta and tossed the salad?

I’m exaggerating but when you think about the things that Olive Garden are known for (unlimited bread sticks, and their soup and salad deals), they’re all essentially premade. I don’t know many people who go there for the steak, for example.

Dog is a master of expert difficulty

Ok what kind of fatal disease does this adorable mouse have that’s causing it to do silly things?

On second thought, I don’t actually want to know. Let’s just pretend it’s having fun :).

Wow that took a sharp turn.

No, like cooked over an open flame you simp.