So you agree that it’s pronounced gif.

I win

It’s pronounced gif

Mynd yøu, møøse bites kan be pretti nasti

Same!

Binging Fargo rn, season one is pretty great so far

Is it possible the water rights are too restrictive in Colorado for their liking? I know there’s a lot of environmental restrictions and requirements for construction there. My friend’s brother makes serious money as a soil inspection engineer (not sure about his actual job title) in the mountains. If he says the ground isn’t stable the build doesn’t happen.

Sounds like Ohio with mountains and better PR

It was the dishes and public spaces before i got earbuds and twenty-seven podcasts to listen to.

It was before sleep until I started taking edibles before bed

It was the shower until i got waterproof earbuds

Now I just overthink while I’m trying to have conversations with people

You must be fun at parties

On a scale of jorts to rickroll that punch line was definitely | || || |_

Don’t forget to attend the anarchist organization meeting

I’ve got a couple.

One was a dark comedy sketch that a friend showed me in, I want to say '99(?). A couple appear to be in therapy, and the doctor asks how this started. They recount through flashbacks a series of more extreme requests under the guise of “if you loved me, you would do it”. At one point one of them definitely made a piece of toast and put nail clipping on it, then told the other that “if you loved me, you would eat it”. The sketch concludes >! showing that they were actually in a final surgical consult and the last scene is them being wheeled into surgery to be joined at the hip!<

The other is a comic strip where a couple people are working on their computers when either a song starts playing, or one person starts saying “shoop shoop shoop shoop-a-doop” and stylistically dancing while putting on their jacket. As they dance to the exit the other person says “shoop a doop?” and then the first dances their way off frame

“If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.”

• Lords and Ladies

Never heard of it, but I use Tri-flow and Houdini liberally. If Ballistol doesn’t leave a residue it’s probably fine

This is it ☝️

Locksmiths hate WD-40

Y’ know, this probably explains my childhood desire to build up a library of books until I could fill a room.

I was unconsciously trying to woo a Disney princess

Games: INSIDE, We Happy Few

I couldn’t get past the crappy acting. It was like watching high schoolers try to make Tarantino dialogue work

Grief is weird and normal. Glad she’s in relatively good spirits. Sometimes I get The Sads or The Grumpies and don’t know why until I remember. Try to be patient with her and yourself. You sound like a good friend

And remember, grief doesn’t have an expiration date