“If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are.”

• Lords and Ladies

Never heard of it, but I use Tri-flow and Houdini liberally. If Ballistol doesn’t leave a residue it’s probably fine

This is it ☝️

Locksmiths hate WD-40

Y’ know, this probably explains my childhood desire to build up a library of books until I could fill a room.

I was unconsciously trying to woo a Disney princess

Games: INSIDE, We Happy Few

I couldn’t get past the crappy acting. It was like watching high schoolers try to make Tarantino dialogue work

Grief is weird and normal. Glad she’s in relatively good spirits. Sometimes I get The Sads or The Grumpies and don’t know why until I remember. Try to be patient with her and yourself. You sound like a good friend

And remember, grief doesn’t have an expiration date

I lost my dad recently. I fully wept at the honor walk, and again at Dr Robbie’s flashback scene. You know the one

Currently a 1.72 ratio on The Pitt

No more than I consider Bill Watterson’s Calvin to be a redneck icon

How, exactly?

Leaving aside how gross it is, and separate from whether corporations should be the arbiters of morality:

Incest between parent and child, even if the offspring is of legal age of consent, would imply an insurmountable power differential as well as likely grooming. Incest between siblings would depend on the age differential and authority structure of the family. It’s not a case of incest=abuse, but of how likely it could imply abuse. The challenge is nuance. The goal is harm reduction

I understand that for some incest porn is enjoyable, not because they would commit incest themselves, but because incest=forbidden=naughty=sexy. Maybe that’s you? In any case, you asked how violence is implied, and that’s my take

If the carmaker has a recall on the airbags, and the dealer breaks the instrument cluster in the process of replacing the airbag assembly, you’re goddamn right I’m not paying for the instrument cluster. I don’t care if the car is ten years old. It’s a recall, which means it’s bad design and always was. That is 100% on the mechanic, the manufacturer, and the engineer that designed the instrument cluster to break if the airbag is replaced.

They can fuck right off with that shit

Old? I have a 7a and i just bought it from Google…

Checks notes

Two years ago.

Shit. I guess that is old in phone years

Next you’ll be saying people born in the eighties are old

Podcasts exist for people that work alone all day and need something in their earholes to keep them from thinking about how much life sucks.

I personally prefer DnD actual play podcasts to keep me mollified

When it first started there wasn’t much like it. It was like playing life sized Legos. And the resource requirements were so like you could just about okay it on a potato. And not even, like, a big russet or King Edward potato. I’m talking one of those little bite sized red ones

These days I just use it to diagnose my nephew with autism

most of the guys in that line of work are assholes

Can confirm

Very overpriced. Free peanuts tho

It’s not better, it’s just what’s available. Like Sbarro when you’re not in NYC and the local pizza sucks

Oh man yeah, I remember seeing this on thinkgeek a while back. I wish I had gotten that shirt before they went under

The rhythm was a little different tho:

Johnny was a chemist’s son
But Johnny is no more
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

Pretty great, thanks for the reminder 😁