Snailpope

“…no…” slowly pushes cheese burger and shotgun under the rug

JACK KNIFE THAT TROLLEY!!!

sorry for yelling

Flip it back and forth as fast as you can and see if you can get it to jack knife

I truly appreciate your opinion, I only have 488 hours but I’ve been playing since alpha 14 or 15. I have been super happy with the overall advancement of the game and game play. Honestly, I haven’t seen a reason why 1.0 is unstable, it is the smoothest, most thought out version I’ve played so far. I feel like The Fun Pimps have been listening to the community and have done such a good job properly addressing real issues.

That being said the issues you seem to be having definitely would annoy the shit out of me, who knows maybe they are I’m just not realizing it (I get overly confident and die alot)

I am and will always be in the ‘wait till it’s done’ crowd of games. While most games seem 60% done at launch, 7days seems closer to 90% and I’m really enjoying it.

I do hope they fix the problems you’re dealing with, and fulfill the promises they’ve made in a timely manner.

Thank you for your consideration, have a wonderful day

What if I don’t want to?

This

Still remember staying up till midnight on new years watching my brother play, he said I could have a turn in the morning. I did not get that turn in the morning.

Lol! I literally know just enough French to not have to actually look up what those words literally mean. Now I really wish I’d taken spanish in high school

I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control

LMFAO!!! Love it!

I really don’t think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!

Lol I was gunna say he’s too distracting to be safe for work but I like this answer better

My foreman would always say “Love my job” in a happy tone after anything bad happened on a job site. The happier the tone, the worse it was

That’s Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson to you! And he politely inquires if you can recognize the arouma of what he is currently sauteing?

I just got back from the doctor…you’re gunna want to get tested…

5,7,9 all the way. I’m happily married, but people are typically nicer to you if they find you attractive and I have a pretty low bar

This is clearly a gun that causes who ever you shoot to time travel to the date of your choosing. They arrive unharmed except for the gun shot wound.