You’ll still be able to download and play it if you own it,

This is not what the screenshot right above says.

I remember when this happened for the real name, email and phone number fields.

Everybody was not, in fact, kung-fu fighting.

Canada is simultaneously to the north, south, east and west of the US.

This is also the reason they sleep with one leg up. If they raised both, they’d fall.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Xbox_One-only_games

Basically, nothing notable except Forza 5.

It’s so fucking bad. It’s actually worse than Windows.

Xbox 360 emulation is nowhere near perfect, though. However it can run most games, whereas MS’ emulator runs far fewer games but mostly without issues.

Those are incredibly hard to find, if they even exist.

50" 4k couch gaming

20W/drive means 30x24x0.2 kWh each month for 10 drives. At 0.20€/kWh, that’s 28€/month, cheaper than a 20TB Hetzner box. That’s assuming all drives are always spinning, as an idle drive uses more like 5W.

The newer Xboxes already run Windows. MS could distribute their 360 emulator on regular Windows.

The Xbone and Xbox SeX can play 360 games just fine, and they are essentially PCs running modified Windows.

But they still ask for my DoB when I open a store page for a horror game.

On Windows 10, it is not possible to have different audio volumes for left and right. The control exists in the UI but does not work, both channels move in sync when you change them.

The NGage even used literal SD cards.

What? VHS is perfectly fine. I don’t even have a color TV

This is how you sound BTW. 4k or even 1080p is objectively better than DVDs’ 480p. There is no reason to still use them other than cost or being a contrarian.

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No hard drive and no GPU is trivial.

No RAM is harder, but I guess it’s possible if you use an SSD or magnetic tapes as memory (albeit extremely slow).

Jokes aside, the fact that Wine defaults to mounting your entire drive to the fake Windows environment is a major security issue. This whole project is a major engineering feat but the user experience is so bad it can have disastrous consequences.