even though the sheep is harmed in the process

This is such a funny typo

Wven better, do like brazil; block and fine

Cheese

Oranges all year round. A heated house, lit after dark. Spices.

Good sir, your Pikachu is too HD. See to it at once

iOS open

So open that you need an app to send a file over Bluetooth…

This is a national post, without any science

blEU screen of death

Invalid argument as the ISO standard must include years. Not including years is just garbage

Not only that, with Linux you can/have to manually update. Which means I hear the news before running the update

There are no wild birds, because there are no birds at all. You can pet the drone once the battery has run out

Usa

C goatse

For best results often inspect your trachea visually for bronchitis*

Thanks for proving how stupid of a measurement a “cup” is