Southwest Airlines be like…

“Gotcha bitch!”

Man, imagine the dining hall

“Who needs a union anyways (I certainly hope you don’t)? We’re like a family here (and you’re the help) & your hard work will pay off (for me) in the long run, I’m sure of it (because it’s a tried & true process of subjugation)!”

Edit: quotes

Ummm… it’s a little mushroom, thank you very much.