I saw this several times when in Finland. I thought it was hilarious (I’m American).

I bet they used waterfall.

Like 4 days, but I was LARPing and I was a sweaty, stinky mess from running around the entire time.

That is scarier to me than the fast zombies.

So this is pretty neat:

https://www.science.org/content/article/born-run-early-endurance-running--may-have-evolved-help-humans-chase-down-prey

Humans aren’t good at running fast, but we are good at running for a long time for long distances, so it’s thought that we would just run after things until they got tired.

So like you know how people in horror movies would run and then look over their shoulder and Jason is somehow still there?

Yeah, that’s not cool at all. Gotta mean it if you’re gonna say it.

I told my team to decline meetings they don’t think they should be in. If they’re really needed, they can be added - everyone is supposed to be available/reachable during the day anyway. I told them that this includes meetings that I invite them to.

We have beans, beef stroganoff, and moths. And people are nicer. I believe that all of this is related.

You win the internet for today.

Obviously you have to use your fingers, because you need to stick the olives on the ends of your fingers and wiggle your fingers around first before eating the olives.

I only see my imaginary friend when I take too much Benadryl

We are all robots made of meat and bone.

Bridgekeeper : How many beans are in a can of kidney beans?

Sir Lemmylot: What do you mean? An African or European can?

Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that. AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!

They already said beans

Did it try to blackmail him if he didn’t use the new code?

Context

I’m ok with being probed at this point if it’ll get me off this rock.

And the younglings oh god wait no

Hero in the front, party in the back

It’s a large boulder the size of a small boulder relative to an even larger boulder.

I saw a Coke in the freezer at work a few days ago, frozen solid. RIP tasty drink.