Brazil. Considering how weird it is I don’t think it’s in any danger of being remade or getting a sequel.

Potat undergoing Stracciatellarization

You should stop taking shrooms and go see a therapist. If me saying that I don’t own guns sounds like a threat to you, you need professional help. I wish you best of luck.

OK well that just makes sense. Cosmetics are so dumb. $25 to look different? Do you know how many games I can buy with that?

The chosen one!
Keep your talent hidden lest everyone side-eye you like this

For League of Legends the definitive way to play is to not start. I swear I do not know of any other game that has such addictive properties while being so absolutely fucking awful. You don’t stop playing this game, You take extended breaks.
Friends don’t let friends play League

Obviously I’ve been lying and bullshitting about everything. I don’t even own 2 revolvers.

Power armor superiority

Unfortunately yes

Writes exhaustive documentation about flushing shits
(do not check how expensive that was)

“Multiple inappropriate requests detected. This incident will be reported”

“Hey ToiletBuddy, flush my shit”

“ I am sorry I can’t help you with that. This request violates safety guidelines. Please rephrase your query or ask something else”

Companies really said “you are a criminal for tampering with our device” and we just let it happen

This wouldn’t make sense for Valve to do but there might be third party accessories that fit that niche. Also, they released the CAD files for the old SC so they’ll prolly do it this time as well and when push comes to shove just design your own thingy.

Android so good they made installing software sound cool and hacker-y like „uuuh I’m not supposed to be doing this :3“ as you install a fucking weather app or sumn (sideloading)

TikTokers will flock to anything except a platform that’s actually good for them (rember red note or what it was called)

All of them. School was horrible. And not only did I have to fight with undiagnosed autism, the apartment I lived at had no heating and water didn’t drain so you had to shovel it from the bathtub to the toilet after showering or washing hair. It was all around torture.

Yeah I was honestly very surprised. Back when it was new I only heard something about Docker spinning up a whole VM for each container so I never kept up with it.

Gotta start your Human Cheese side hustle somehow