Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸

I can get a dog I can talk to with a translator app? Hell yeah

He’s only scared cuz the sky is black

You can literally install windows on it if you want

It would be getting annoyed with iPhone and switching to Android ;)

I’ve got Plex playlists that I sometimes just put on repeat when working or going to sleep:

Harry Potter

Star Wars

Lord of the Rings

Pirates of the Caribbean

Donald J. Trump, the fictional character in Home Alone. Dude gave me the creeps, was looking at the underage Kevin like he was a pacifier

Apparently if your tongue isn’t long or flexible enough, the Wikipedia has suggestions, ranging from months of flexing and tongue exercises, to just fucking snipping your frenulum.

“It is possible” lmao, like yeah, it’s also “possible” to put my dick in my butt if I cut my ass off and hold it in front of me XD

Beard

I have stress dreams sometimes and about old jobs. Like in my dream I’ll wake up and suddenly remember I’ll need to be at a job I haven’t been at in years. But, the time has still passed. Like I’ll be wondering why they scheduled me when I haven’t been there in years, and then get even more stressed cuz I can’t remember how to do anything.

Another one, I work from home. Off hours if I’m watching a movie or playing a game I’ll sometimes look over to check my work laptop :/

Amanitas WILL kill you, 100%, No question.

There, evened it out XD

Just an excuse for op to shove more stuff up their ass

World peace might be achievable once we’ve evolved a bit and have been adopted into a galactic conglomerate or something, definitely not in our lifetimes. But we can help lay the groundwork.

How convenient that windows 10 support is over. They probably had the fix and waited to ensure more people downgrade to 11

Fair, I just found it funny XD

Also these ears will help to uh, absorb the echoes and extra noise of the world around you. Yeah.

They literally want it spelled out for them

“another fighting game character” YOU DARE DISRESPECT THE THWOMP

Can you fix the grammar too?

I always thought the colors were dumb. Imo this is what the color scheme should be:

A/Circle=Green=Accept=Go

X=Red=Cancel=Stop

B=Blue

Y=Yellow

Put them wherever you want lol and I guess square feels blue and triangle feels yellow (kinda looks like an upside down y and a y has 3 points). It also satisfies the original intent for ps buttons without being confusing since x and circle are represented with the commonly known colors for those things. I personally prefer the asymmetrical Xbox stick/button layout.

And actually now that I’m thinking about it it’d be kinda cool if the triangle was flipped and the square had a horizontal line through it, then circle could be like a lower case a. Then you have both ps AND Nintendo/Xbox labels XD

That’s amazing XD