I’m not allowed to have a smart speaker of any kind in my home office (work from home requirement), but especially Alexa. All my homies are required to hate Amazon.

No. How much time?

Check your local e-waste repository.

Is it worth preserving though?

Superglue on the wall? What a nightmare.

Sounds like we had a similar upbringing. Do you still find yourself humming the old hymns sometimes? Like I’ll be doing the dishes and suddenly I’m whistling Love Lifted Me.

Not from snow leopards they won’t.

There’s one of those right outside my neighborhood, and I’m not sure what to do with it.

Pet Guardian’d isn’t as easy to communicate, I guess.

This isn’t so different than:

“I will kill you.” vs “I will call you.”

Written it looks much more different, but spoken the c in call is pronounced just like the k in kill.

Mostly, getting catfished on WoW

Competing. No one really even tried.

When you play RPS with civilized individuals, you’re meant to speak aloud your chosen object at the same time as creating the shape with your hand. The winner then proclaims victory by saying “mine”, and the next round begins.

Why does sorting by trending only show posts from December 10th?

No one wants personalized answers. They want smart answers, like what was promised: talking to a professor. The promise of AI was to help me look smart on the internet. I’m a dumbass, why would I want you to tell me more dumbass things?

But the hair length of a lioness and lion vs female human and male human is inverse…

I’m beginning to think this meme is just supposed to be humorous!

No way, someone should be doing a documentary on this. The failure was too epic to forget.

In this thread, people reveal their high school graduation year.

Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Gundam Wing, Dragon Ball Z, Ghost in the Shell.

Any guesses?

OpenAI will never be profitable.

They only had one, and it had to be used as a period due to rationing.