I fired someone for ignoring their work, falsifying the records, and instead driving around all day in the company van playing Pokémon Go. Yes, the van has GPS. Yes, they were aware of this fact.

I should add, they had worked there for nearly 30 years, and transferred to my team. The individual had probably been shirking their duty in this way for their entire career, but the Pokémon Go thing was going on for several years at least. Their previous manager didn’t look into why someone with barely any customers was always so busy.

Did you not read the article?

Brother, he ain’t even gonna read your reply, let alone the article.

Let’s mosey.

The universe still doesn’t care what a US Senator thinks. This is mostly because the universe is a collection of everything ever and it doesn’t have a unified cohesive sentience, so maybe it’s we who should not care what the universe thinks.

In previous elections, I’d have been able to give you an answer.

For this election, the crazy will absolutely not be over once all votes are counted. This is a pivotal moment in American History and either result will cause a lot of distress for our collective psyche.

It’s easier to block the sentient skid marks so they only have one another to argue with.

I think white cars are also better at retaining value due to being a popular color (for all the reasons you listed).

Do you think he threw them away?

As an American, what the fuck is toast bread?

Ever since a chicken killed my pet hamster, my name has been vengeance and Popeyes has been my hunting grounds.

All water means all water. Maybe some sort of blood filter, as well.

Nah, we’ll just filter all the water on Earth.

I treat it the same way I would laser printer toner, at the very least I don’t want it on my desk.

This was less important to him than making sure only wealthy, educated, white men could vote. The unwashed masses were never intended to vote on anything federal beyond House of Representatives.

Or maybe it has more rat parts in the chocolate, but yes that’s the gist of my theory.

I think there are secret grades of retail products and stores get these differently graded products based on the “tier” of store they are. So Dollar General candy maybe didn’t pass QA to be sold at, say, Harris Teeter. I’m not talking about selling a package with less candy in it. I mean, for example, that the candy at the Dollar General may inexplicably have a higher percentage of adulterants or slightly off on flavor so it gets assigned C grade so it goes into packages of candy sold at C grade markets.

It’s probably not a conspiracy so much as I don’t know what industry jargon to search for to find out more information.

Amazon Rufus AI Search Assistant

Can I just say, fuck Rufus popping up after every search.

Towel warmer.

Once everyone had their instant pots that are really reliable and rarely break, instant had to come up with something else to sell and make money. In the pursuit of that, they made a lot of bad choices, including taking on debt, and didn’t find the same success they had with instant pot.