But they all got these chickens.

I never thought groceries needed loss leaders like that. We need to go to buy food, and food is required to survive as a human, after all.

Big grocery knows you can do it better than them.

Can you draw me a diagram?

Vagina stuff. AKA sex.

Don’t tell me you did it missionary!

What ever do you mean?

Is it Feb-ruary or Feb-uary? Because I prefer -uary, and what is this “ru”?

Enter the “aioli.”

obscure brand you’ve probably never heard of

As in “Fuck Managed Service Providers.”

Three years or so.

Fuck me, twice in the past month… Without the prompt of course so it looks like they’re the smarty pants.

Nowhere in the Holy Bible is it implied God is anything other than a dude. It’s always father this and king that when referring to God.

Unless you mean Joseph is non-binary? In which case, again, no. He’s just a cuckold who didn’t ever consummate his marriage to Mary, and they both died as virgins. Which is honestly the most unbelievable part of the whole story.

Interesting reading pattern. Middle, left, right? Middle, bottom, top?

Well, I was going to say Pyrex.

Is that a camera watching you in the corner.

Fake duck fears no predator.

Use their house number for accuracy. You don’t want to be spreading gossip about the wrong fentanyl zombie.

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