Its not a question of “if” but “when.”

Zomboid is my shit. 400 hours and counting.

Having a good “look” or dressing well goes a long way for me. Not even just one particular style, so long as theyre owning it with confidence and flair.

Good on ya, Gents.

Is it a void if your blood is constantly flowing through it? The cholesterol is making the void…

Oh its a joke, um haha cardiovascular disease kills more people than wars… shit im not very good at this.

Lol, I guess I wont be watching the latest mr beast mukbang

Phone Charger/Wall Charger

Can someone explain the fervor over this game? I played the first one and bounced completely off of it. It was slick for sure, but obtuse and kinda janky.

Yeah this is the actual solution. With that said, I would be fucking stoked if I showed up to a friends house and they showered me with 100 beers.

I’ll just stand then

When I was a teen I asked my religious homophobic grandma if animals dont have rational thought but can still be gay, how did they “choose” to be gay? Her response? Gay penguins dont have souls so it doesnt count.

Self checkout is a great place to sneak your 10 dollar parmesan in to the 2 dollar head of lettuce

The ones who walk away from Omelas is one of my favorite stories. Powerful metaphor, that.

I was supposed to be working on a project the day terraria released on Steam. I ended up playing it for like 9 hours straight

bro, they should be sending me metric drill bits instead. Those fucking drywall anchors they send are always in metric and I can never find my metric drill set.

robust but proportionate are just weasel words. Who is determining the line of “robustness” or “proportionate” and can they be trusted?

It is always moral to shoplift nestle products.

It’s funny, Patreon cracked down years ago on Incest content forcing indie porn devs to do *nudge *nudge *wink she’s your “Landlady” stuff. I guess paypal just assumed Steam was cleaner until now.

Yard yard

When your kid wakes you up at 5 am every day, 9 am is 1/4 of the way through your day!