NoFuckingWaynado

If you’re Wonder Woman maybe…

Looks like it’s holding a bag baby. Awwww!

If someone did this in my neighborhood, every single dog walker in the area would go out of their way to deposit 100% of their poop babies (autocorrect but I’m leaving it) in this trash can only. If I was still in Texas, we’d open carry while doing it!

Seriously people. No one should tolerate elder abuse.

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…

French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries

I think any truck gets a pass. Even a Honda Civic raised an inch or two, slap a bigger greenhouse on it, and send it on it’s way as a CUV.

I suspect the growth spurt has more to do with “tax loophole trucks.” I might be wrong on both points.

Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.

“It belongs in a museum!”

Filled in rectangles are so cold and impersonal. The scribbles are organic and remind me I need to brush my hair. Who cares if someone reverse engineers OP’s mom’s name?

Pronouncing realtor like “real-uhh-torrrrr”

'Should of" instead of “should’ve”

Don’t leave us hanging! Finish the story! Please let the person that said “it is what it is” die a gruesome, dark, and slow death. But not me because I didn’t really say it… I was quoting, and that doesn’t count.

Sure, but ananananas-pen doesn’t have quite the same ring now does it?

deletor by created

Magic Eightball

I think the tiny ones are worse

Très jolie!

Burnt Sienna?

Let me get my milking gear. For the tiny udders.