Now we just need to invent the Wall-E bot… We’re getting so close!

He could be our president in this idiocracy

I still have my Blu-ray burner and a bunch of blank blue rays. When does the digital orgy start?

Cremation is a new feature. It’ll be an extra $2500 and comes with a decision engine on whether you should live or die (door unlocking). Tesla knows, trust Elon.

Sleep apnea and bukake are linked? No wonder…

If it resists, will they throw it to the ground and keep smashing it with a baton until they can get the arms into handcuffs?

I have an original Civ2 disk with my CD stacks. Only one remaining cd-rom…

A lot of people have tried to walk a mile in my shoes, but have you tried to fuck a Milo in them?

Poke the hole out. Let it breathe.

Okay, a couple more now that I have time:

Third Eye Dumb

Alice in Shitstains

Aerosnizz

Led Derplin

Just when you thought it couldn’t get shittier. Meta will prove you wrong.

Awww, this just made all of the horrible things in the world disappear!

Nah, it didn’t.

It means the truth is out there, but up someone’s cornhole. Keep searching my friend.

Pfff, they’ve just turned to adware-laden boxes. Next they’ll make up some BS about requiring the device to be Internet connected so you can’t disable ads too easily.

That’s a big part of enshitification: maximizing profit at the sacrifice of product quality. All of those pro-capitalist folk want you to believe the market will correct itself. The problem is when the entire market is dominated by this mentality and anyone (doing anything different) tries to enter that market is snuffed out immediately. None of the major brands will stray from this model because they are completely and hopelessly servant to the shareholder, and all that matters to them is maximizing profits at any cost. Yay enshitification!

Put the heavy part at the top and make sure the base is fairly narrow. It won’t fall down. It won’t fall down!

Not to mention there is no answer to the elephant in the room… What happens to an economy where workers have been stripped of yet more jobs and all of manufacturing is in China?

Oh, sorry. Is it negative to talk about the needs of millions of people and not our thoughtful billionaire class?

Let’s also not mention the potential data collection/spyware-esque potential. Noooo, that’d never happen. More negativity in my imagination. I should go get a prescription for that…

I was a huge ‘tactical keyboard on phone’ kinda guy. Then I got acclimated to Swype. I don’t think I could ever go back but think choice is good.

I really really dislike the UX. Sorry, but I just want my phone to Bluetooth for sound/calls and bonus if I can get a charge via wireless charging.

Android converting my elegant display into something that looks like it was built on Window 95? Nah, keep it.

My cousin freed Willy at the family get together last year and boy was Aunt Marge upset. Those mashed potatoes were practically inedible!