But, but, it’s worth nothing!!

Ha ha, debunk their propaganda efficiently and you get banned 😁.

Badge of honor 🏅!

You make me think of that xkcd with two mineral experts, wildly overestimate what ordinary people know about their speciality 😅

I have to do something like that sql like once every 2 years, so I tend to not invest enough, and then forget how it works. Give it some iterations and maybe I’ll be OK one day!

Thanks for the solution!

Edit only found the meme template:

So you have to insert yourself: SQL, database specialist, SELECT, JOINS, COALESCE

What about that 365 bullshit?

Oneliners are simple I give that to you, but then you have those incomplete tables and whatnot. Like take all entries from A and join B on A.id and B.id, set the result to some default if B doesn’t exist.

You are surely going to whip up a perfect string of SQL but I’d struggle.

Exactly.

File sharing, a chat, backup systems, are just the low hanging fruit IMO. You can make a takedown safe “web” presence, with whatever you want on it. Decentralised, accessible with your PC off. And FOSS.

You can try it out, the new “web” WIP, if you have a couple of minutes and access yo a PC (Linux works, would love to get feedback from other platforms).

Thanks, I will kot forget that the next time I have to do SQL!

Still wild there are no simpler language that have grown in popilarity for databases though.

Well I didn’t expect doubles. I’m sure not an expert.

Or a second one.

Faaaast fooooorward!!

If they drive at low speed (IIRC you can build a car that will like never kill you under 60km/h) they might be way safer than cars driven by humans.

LEFT JOIN

Includes empty entries, doubles others.

…

It sure is long due for an overhaul.

So, and I’m gonna pull my shameless plug ofc, but what about a decentralised internet?

Check out tenfingers or the sub (I put the weblink, is it !lemmy.world/c/tenfingers on lemmy browser apps?).

What about we take the internet back?

Try to do secure communication without that sweet domain mame… You can’t!

My thoughts is that they feel the need to control everything. And we all know how that goes usually…

I prefer mint/blue or mint/chocolate, but I’m mostly doing network coding and light gaming so YMMV.

Don’t forget the compatible socks!

In the EU: bottom is same as the top one (but I still have ghostery etc).

Money > humans?

USA: IP right is 100 years after the creators death.

So when did hitlers parents die?