ValorieAF [she/her]

Jumping spiders get a pass. Same with cellar spiders.

Grass spiders die on sight because they leave sticky-ass webs everywhere and have crawled on me randomly multiple times.

Most other spiders and centipedes ofc can get fucked unless they’re outside or in the garage.

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I don’t think inbreeding is going to solve this

What the fuck lol

We had our wedding at our house in the backyard, no DJ, a discounted cake from my wife’s work (a bakery), catering from a BBQ place. Still ended up costing just about 2k, after food, flowers, and rented tables and chairs.

On the flip side, I once had a super vivid dream that my wife started ghosting me, and left me for someone else. Years passed and I was still alone, lost interest in all of my hobbies, had to get rid of our pets, and I caught up with her randomly and she looked like she was much happier and better off, and I was so upset in the dream that I considered suicide. Woke up and was relieved that it was just a dream, but frustrated with my brain for putting me through all of that.

Cast it into the fire!

Because money

Chipotle. I don’t understand why anyone likes cold burritos.

Who cares though. Why do we put so much more power in the hands of people who are only more physically attractive?

I never liked this guy and I remember getting shat on on reddit for vocalizing that opinion.

Arm-powered? How am I supposed to use one when my other arm is being occupied?

Hopefully he’ll actually be in prison before then.

Just popping by to also say I’m proud of you.

I prefer my explosives non-binary, thank you very much.

IMPOTUS

It’s so stupid, but it has its moments

The exception: Little Nicky