The app will be populated with women once the Russian botfarms are repaired.

I think the eyes in the meme look more like ‡3

Two households, not alike in dignity,
The fediverse, is where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil bits make civil hands unclean.
From forth the brooding loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross’d lovers go offline;
Whose misadventur’d piteous overthrows
Doth with their absence bury their parents’ strife.
The fearful passage of their [removed] love,
And the continuance of their parents’ rage,
Which, but their children’s end, nought could remove,
Is now the twelve hours’ traffic of our post;
The which if you with patient eyes attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

I wish it was this masterpiece:

But this cutie snuck in:

thanks

Then you will sink.

But is isn’t like a normal sponge, it’s a sponge made of bags. If you puncture some part of it the other parts will stay dry

And I whish even less had it on their menu. I have had more that one dürüm ruined by such additions. Sometimes without asking and sometimes because I forgot how much I hated it the last time.

Top performing sprinters accelerate faster that 1g, so slightly increasing the gravity would probably make them faster on very short distances.
For long distances it would probably be some low gravity jumping limited by the relative speed between foot and torso that you can create before touching the ground and decelerate before overextending the leg.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand xkcd. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also blackhats nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from early internet forums, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

Here in Germany, you need to subjects for your teaching degree. A teacher told me that sport and geography are the easiest way to become a teacher and that’s why he chose them.
Once you are a teacher you can teach other stuff as well.

Gas heater

chemical energy 1 =+=> 1-x house  
                   \=> x   exhaust 

Resistive heater

electrical energy 1 => 1 house

Heat pump

electrical energy 1 =+=> 5 house
   outside warmth 4 =/

Now that your company knows about rubber ducks, you need to prove that blåhajs can outperform then on some metric.

If you want correct units, use J.

A man or woman is more straight for loving nonbinary as well, than just the opposite gender. You might even say they are super straight.

I see them as basically ring doorbell cameras on wheels (though wonder if I should instead consider them like flock cameras on wheels).

Considering flock and ring worked together before and sell the same product, just to different customers, I wouldn’t bother differentiating.

I didn’t notice that at first.
I messed around with the pixels a bit in an attempt to make it readable, here are the images I made: