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Cake day: July 24th, 2023

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  • I love uniforms because I hate clothes and all the stupid ass stipulations society has purposely and inadvertently put on them.

    But uniforms still reflect the social expectations. I don’t trust the designers of the cloth to reflect everyone’s needs. My clothing for example needs to be flexible and durable enough for me to climb a tree and fall back down without worry.

    Spending any more than 5 secs selecting what’s gonna cover me for the day is already too long.

    There are 2 questions I ask myself when selecting cloth for the day:

    1. What is the weather like?
    2. Will I do something that could ruin a good T-shirt today?









  • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoMemes@sopuli.xyzFUCK
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    27 days ago

    Writing mine down so I don’t forget it:

    Do you know those picnic huts that are all roof and open on one side?
    Well in my dream I was going to supper with friend and family, came across a hut and felt adventurous.
    So I climbed it to balance across.
    Something I have done before irl.
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    But in the dream it was very long and crumbled under my feet in slow motion like in an action movie.
    I didn’t make it all the way across before waking up.


  • I will tell you that its popularity in America stemmed from a time period where they knew that removing that little bit of foreskin desensitized your penis which they believe made you less likely to play with yourself.

    I don’t know if it stoped anyone, but having the skin certainly makes it easier. When I found out English speakers (probably mostly Americans) needed lube/soap to masturbate, I was confused.
    Also you can feel whan it’s pulled back in your pants and I wouldn’t want to have that feeling every day.