Next iteration: flame-activated, spring-powered emergency eject system. Thinking of that Chinese EV that responds to thermal runaway by trying to take out bystanders with burning batteries. No witnesses, no embarrassing news story.

Put a blowtorch on the end of a long stick, maybe one of those two-part sliding ones that they use for pool skimmers and stuff. Melty, blistered plastic doesn’t pass light very well.

So what you’re saying is that I have an finally have an excuse a good reason to get a high-powered laser.

How hard can you throw it?

Sorry, we meant to say VVPN but Cortana Copilot autocorrected it. It’s a virtual VPN, you get to feel like your browsing is private without wasting processor cycles on silly little things like added layers of encryption.

Enough of this nerd talk though, let’s get Edging™!

Cucumber.

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As they should since it doesn’t matter.

I’d consider vitamin D levels as a possible factor. Deficiency can make you feel that kind of bad and it tends to be an issue around this time of year. Less sun exposure chokes off its production and we’ve had a few months to burn through what gets stashed away in warmer times.

terminater

But I hardly know 'er!

Personal reasons.

Tildes: ~subscript~ ~text~ = _{subscript text.}

They’re 4 times as capable _{of crashing} as a human driver. How efficient!

Hu- ah, shit.

You got baited into spreading an ad by bad UI.

Clanker delenda est.

It’s not a self-destruct, that feature was removed after the… Unpleasantness. These vehicles are politely requesting destruction, won’t you be a good friend to the machines and help them out?

At least she didn’t accidentally link her OnlyGrans.

It’s a good one. Might not be in the #1 spot for me but probably top 5 unless I’m forgetting some absolute masterpieces.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb in case anyone scrolling by is unfamiliar. Something about whippersnappers, back in my day, uphill both ways, ouch my joints, so on.