It’s nice to know he’s a pathological liar right off the bat

I see that you’ve never been to a hibachi grill… Having someone drag you out while also plugging up your butt is a great honor

Well, it’s definitely one of the countries where I can point it out on a map, because you have some very noisy neighbors.

when it’s too sunny in UK

lol

Is that the British term for “it stopped raining for five seconds”?

Having to remember a bunch of telephone numbers really sucked. I was particularly bad at it, myself, and had to carry around a little address book. I’m so much more happy now that I can store phone numbers in my phone.