There’s a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it’s fucking delicious. Every time.

Making new frens every day

The Bert’s Gambit

Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.

Literally the first rule of Raccoon Club. You don’t talk about Raccoon Club.

That brake check maneuver is going to haunt her for decades.

Fight you? You wouldn’t even try fighting back except during the playoffs, Kareem!

It’s the smell of success. No doubt.

Like this comment if you recently farted.

If that was the intentent, I get it. But if you’re going to flip the bird you should at least send it INTO the camera to enforce the message. This just feels stupid.

Total eclipse of the fart. Time to put your viewing glasses back on.

Why are most of their palms facing outward?

I’ve never seen it done that way. It seems really uncomfortable and a bad way to to transition into a fistfight if shit’s about to go down.

He’s gonna need a bigger truck…

My cat would sit during boxing matches and box along at the TV. He was so gentle but that cat loved a good fight.

This was before UFC got big, though. I’m not sure I would’ve trusted him with that sport lol