I like to waste as much time as possible with them because I have no life

Can I borrow a dollar

If you don’t call my mother back, we are going to have a problem buddy

Nice try feds

SHES GOT A CONDITION OK?!

Ftw

It’s yo upper lip

Joe Bidenasaurus

I just drop my schweaty balls on the keyboard

I like them, it’s a nice mini puzzle break built into my daily grind

It’s your mom’s default search engine so I use it from time to time

MAKE PENIS AND VAGINA ILLEGAL!!!

Lego my eggo

Fish as a verb or noun or adjective? That’s what I thought nerd

Bad dragon, my tiny rose petal still gets sore on rainy days

Sparky can get it

I think things would be a lot better if it was still that way

Leave Jesus out of this. He’s busy cleaning my pool

No…unless you think it’s shameful to use their services…

I got a couple escorts who would like to talk to you