Somewhere between 7 and 12, depending on the kind of coffee.

I’m wondering, now… Does Gimli say the word “Legolas” even once in the movies?

Make sure it’s a duck you’re taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.

I guess if this is more applicable to me after I change “super rough day at work” to “normal, soul draining day at work”, I should probably also change “quitting my job” to “career change”.

My first thought was “I wouldn’t expect the average lesbian to be super happy about being a prop for fracking marketing.”

I was gonna say checking reflexes is a neurology thing, before I realized that was the joke.

I figured I’d be fine, I work out regularly and am more fit in pretty much every way compared to how I was in high school. But, all that darting around, jumping, and occasional sprinting is a whole different beast than jogging, hiking or lifting.

Pretty certain he has indeed been around for 30 years.

I never had a drinking problem to get over, but last weekend at 34 I did just play Ultimate Frisbee for the first time since high school. On that day I learned stretching is much more important for us 30-somethings than it was back when I was a teenager. It’s been 6 days and I’m still limping a little bit.

Man, they just had to go and say “fucked” and miss out on that family appeal.

Perks of being a monopoly. Every time someone gets upset with them, their response is just dripping with a “you’ll be back” mentality. Same as u/spez during the reddit third party app stuff.

Mermen, murdering geologists… Is there anything glumshoe isn’t an expert in?

I just remember not being interested in it at the time because they said you play as a big daddy, and the part in Bioshock 1 where you escort a little sister is arguably the worst part of the game.

Me too. I guess playing Bioshock 2 for the first time is an option that’s still open to me…

“I support you, but the job interviews may be competitive. And they should probably be televised.”

I have it on good authority (watching my dog) that zoomies are better when you can dart and weave between furniture.

I couldn’t, until you said that. But, in my defense, I also don’t care.

But then we’d have to deal with the savage barbarism of writing it with the day before the month.

Can I build up an immunity to electrocution?

Too real