Bitch that fucking swear jar is goddamned full.

Never played Yuri’s Revenge, but the first two are certified bangers. I need a Neverhood Remaster.

Everyone’s got an answer, and the wrong ones want cash up front.

Died before I was born.

Teacher has a thing for those salty chocolate balls.

I liked it the first two times. I don’t need a third.

They just dropped a very mediocre Metroid title, and Mario Kart was middling at best, so they are down two franchises this generation already. If they make another clone of BotW then they are gonna be down a third, and they’ll have to make it up with Mario, but Donkey Kong didn’t inspire hope on that front, so I’m not sure what I have to look forward to…

Oh. Pokemon… Well, I’m not holding out hope there either after Scarlet/Violet.

Well, damn. I didn’t know that. Oh, bother.

Zelda and Mario are first party, so I get that, but Xenoblade kills me. I need a rerelease of Xenogears, Xenosaga, and Xenoblade on PC.

Wasn’t this already on the first Switch? How did you fuck this up? It was already done.

Honestly, I’m kinda over the Switch 2 at this point. All of the games that have come out for it look empty and soulless, and there hasn’t been anything to make me truly want to spend $500 on another piece of kit. They’ve had long enough to put out some quality, and the promise of “$80 for a game ensures we can continue to deliver quality” is just the corporate bullshit we all knew it was. This is the WiiU all over again.

I was just about to say that I usually trust Russ will all my retro gaming handhelds, but I’ll gladly take a second opinion. Glad to see that you follow him as well and aren’t afraid to put your own thoughts out there. Nice work!

Not only that, but charging full price for a game and then charging $15-20 for cosmetic DLC is fucking wild. If I’ve paid you $60+ for a title, I expect the full experience. If you want to add some shit a year down the line to lengthen the life, I’m on board, but day one DLC that costs more than the base game was played out the moment Bethesda graced us with horse armor. I’ve gotten more joy out of Vampire Survivors than I have out of any Ubisoft and EA games in the last 20 years combined.

Good ol’ Bobby B.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ

Great, you’ve made my son cry. Now I’ll have to make pancakes in the morning for Tufted Titmouse.

I had these. They were pretty gnarly. There are two other flavors, maggot cheese and puffer fish I think. None of them made me think I was missing out by not eating the real thing.

“Finally! I can afford craft supplies!”

I don’t think so. I can’t think of another actor in that time that would have been a better fit for the role.

Gotcha, that’s what I saw. Thanks.

I’m curious, because I just “beat” the game last night. I’ll try to be spoiler free, but if someone hasn’t beaten the game, don’t read on. Is the “true ending” what you get when you go up, do the thing, and then go down and do the other thing? Like, when you get the achievement? Or is it related to finding the missing threads, so to speak? I’m just curious on if I’ve already seen the ending that’s been changed, or if there is more.

I don’t need to turn my butter into a tamagotchi. I can barely take care of myself.