I literally quoted the part that says apes are monkeys by any definition of the word.
I literally quoted the part that says apes are monkeys by any definition of the word.
The distinction between apes and monkeys is complicated by the traditional paraphyly of monkeys: Apes emerged as a sister group of Old World Monkeys in the catarrhines, which are a sister group of New World Monkeys. Therefore, cladistically, apes, catarrhines and related contemporary extinct groups such as Parapithecidae are monkeys as well, for any consistent definition of “monkey”. “Old World monkey” may also legitimately be taken to be meant to include all the catarrhines, including apes and extinct species such as Aegyptopithecus,[12][13][14][15] in which case the apes, Cercopithecoidea and Aegyptopithecus emerged within the Old World monkeys.
All apes are monkeys, but not all monkeys are apes.
No, but bread pudding with whiskey sauce is.


Have been for years.
The truly enlightened use carbon steel pans.
Yeah. It’s called Whole Foods Market.


Work one hour at my job.


I’m fully aware.


And having to jump through extra hoops to play on your steam deck.


Blocking ml from my feed was one of the better decisions I’ve made on here.


New account, 2 comments, both in this thread defending the tankies over at ml…


Butter, peanut butter, hot honey, flaky sea salt.
In the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart… The lawn dart is key!
I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert…


Find an independently owned theater near you. While it may not be an IMAX screen it’s still the theater experience and likely way cheaper. I haven’t paid more than $5 per ticket to see a movie in years.


Spoiler alert: it’s not. Same joysticks as last time.
There are rare actual medical reasons for it, but the vast majority should have never happened.