Oh hey, I know that game.

I remember using furnaces minecarts sometime between Alpha v1.2.2 and Beta 1.5. But even around that era you were better off using the minecart booster glitch, though not sure when that was patched.

Search engine optimisation. People search for the attributes and so products that have attributes in the name will be more successful.

Cars were invented after gravity.

Like this? https://www.gov.uk/government/news/thousands-of-homes-to-be-kept-warm-by-waste-heat-from-computer-data-centres-in-uk-first

Edit: Actually more like this https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/12/heata_offers_free_hot_water/

Teleportation is also one of the options, so that solves the getting stuck somewhere problem. My concern is what immortality is like without also getting invulnerability…

Like some kind of necromancer and their army of undead.

People have been working for decades to fix the 2038 problem, so I don’t think there’s too much to worry about.

Words like “unalive” are a form of doublespeak just to get around the restrictions, it’s silly.

Kinda like this:

I’ve heard people say “yous” before.

then go blind again when they fail out of warranty

Don’t forget you’ll also go blind if you don’t pay the subscription fees (but don’t worry, there’s an ad supported plan if you can’t afford Eyesight Premium).

This is know as “False Vacuum (Decay)”. Kurzgesagt made a video about it.

Where GPU enthusiasts are getting all those organs to sell I’m not sure

If a true AI is any good at it’s goal of beating climate change, what are the odds it’s solution would involve genocide of the human race?

Peanuts aren’t nuts (they’re legumes) but they’re probably packaged in the same place as nuts.

I often see products with multiple different model options (for example, monitors) but most of the reviews are about the old models, essentially boosting their review count on day one with reviews from the past.

Inevitably there will be a fediverse instance with ads, but whether or not people want to use it will be up to the individual.

Edit: unless chicken sand is short for chicken sandwich

It is exactly that…

…I hope.