Pretty sure one of them ain’t a virgin. Could be wrong but id bet a beer on it

It’s like ai write wrote this comic

“we have middle aged over weight man at home” At home “Dad”

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car insurance

That escalated quickly

But it’s a bitch to strap them on a coyote and get it go where you want it to go. Oh coyote as in a smuggler not the 4 legged canine type