it says bloomers/shorts but…c’mon. if I was rocking this fit I’m not wearing bottoms

oh yeah? come say it to my face! I’m already on my knees so you’ll have to look down

I wanna do both but I feel like I just vibe with the goth aesthetic more

looks like she’s winning to me

I don’t really want to look like I have tits tho, it’d be like uh…false advertising ig? I’m a guy who identifies as a guy, I just reject the great male renunciation.

Thanks for the kind words. I wish I could afford a tailor, but I think I’m stuck praying for a sugar daddy to find me entertaining for something like that. It’d probably be easier to learn it myself, although tbh I don’t exactly have enough money for that either lol.

I stand on business

I am so starved for positive attention that I will take it anywhere and have virtually no shame

yeah it’s within one size of fitting me but that’s not fittttttinngggg. It’s baggy in the chest because it’s made for someone with boobs and I would classify as an A cup at best.

the other commentor is right, I know the answer is tailoring, but idk how to do any of that and I much rather wish the fashion industry would start catering to femboys.

I’m a twink how do I get the magic

god I wish I could find a dress like that, how does it fit him so perfectly

yeaaa.

It’d be nice to go out and get whatever food I want, but I have to eat the cheap groceries I have in my apt because I need money to be allowed to continue living

just started waxing my legs again. I thought I was safe because it’s almost spring and last weekend it was like 70°F.

now it’s gonna snow this weekend. 🥶

this may come as a shock, but things have dramatically changed in the last 105 years

unfortunately, being familiar with the game, no it’s toxic af. It’s debateable if Nicole has any feelings at all toward Ari beyond just the personal gratification of treating her poorly.

One of the routes has Nicole bullying Ari so hard that Ari decides to date men again because Nicole has ruined her on the concept of dating women, and Nicole’s kinda just proud of it.

probably won’t be able to find out how your own brain is structured without getting a scan, but your local university neuroscience lab might be interested in a free test subject and would give you a scan in exchange for studying your brain.

it’s a bit of a “chicken and egg” problem, but yes studies show that conservatives typically have an overactive amygdala. now, is it overactive because they’re conservative, or are they conservative because it’s overactive? hard to say.

I dunno if it was the best, but the pizza that lives in my memory was a whopping 24" pizza from a local place. That’s over 450 square inches of 'za, or 11 square meters for the Europeans.

It was glorious, and took four incredibly high stoners about a day and a half to work through.

I’ve always felt like you’d prefer for your non-dominant hand to become the chainsaw. that way you could still hold a pistol with your dominant hand. Ash didn’t really get to choose which hand he lost, so he had to make do.

but now you can tap into the legendary power of the gout force!

boys want it too