but I’ve been told we outnumber the tops, and I don’t think pumpkins can even hornypost online. We must be more available than a pumpkin.

exercise is your friend. transcend your genetics through the power of will

I guess poured is the right verb but it doesn’t feel right. Even if the mold was technically made much earlier, I feel like molded or sculpted would feel more accurate.

Into the sea I go

just like Harold Bishop!

clearly this woman is from Indiana

I shop exclusively at Aldi, I don’t typically buy meat, and I heavily limit myself on snacks. When you’re poor af, you gotta stretch every dollar when it comes to feeding yourself.

damn $80? look at mr moneybags ova here who can casually turn down that much money. that’s like two grocery trips for me.

I don’t even have a car but I’m going for the goth

He has a cum tank, he fucks

so that’s what the P stands for!

it says bloomers/shorts but…c’mon. if I was rocking this fit I’m not wearing bottoms

oh yeah? come say it to my face! I’m already on my knees so you’ll have to look down

I wanna do both but I feel like I just vibe with the goth aesthetic more

looks like she’s winning to me

I don’t really want to look like I have tits tho, it’d be like uh…false advertising ig? I’m a guy who identifies as a guy, I just reject the great male renunciation.

Thanks for the kind words. I wish I could afford a tailor, but I think I’m stuck praying for a sugar daddy to find me entertaining for something like that. It’d probably be easier to learn it myself, although tbh I don’t exactly have enough money for that either lol.

I stand on business

I am so starved for positive attention that I will take it anywhere and have virtually no shame

yeah it’s within one size of fitting me but that’s not fittttttinngggg. It’s baggy in the chest because it’s made for someone with boobs and I would classify as an A cup at best.

the other commentor is right, I know the answer is tailoring, but idk how to do any of that and I much rather wish the fashion industry would start catering to femboys.

I’m a twink how do I get the magic

god I wish I could find a dress like that, how does it fit him so perfectly