It was down earlier today. Came back up right around when I posted this.

And since there’s helium inside, the kids can pop a hole in the bags and inhale the gas for funny voices.

It’s all subjective and based on your personal level of interest. From a technical standpoint the time needed is based on how fast your computer can compile everything, how fast you read and understand the instructions, and how much effort you want to put into it.

So yeah, a weekend could be reasonable.

Or they’re bored. I’ve done Linux From Scratch before. It’s fun. It’ll teach you a lot about building and maintaining a distro.

Do it. Take a weekend, and indulge yourself.

Ahem.

Did you do an ollie down the aisle too? Because that’d be pretty bitching if you did.

🤙

Peel it off like a freshly completed 3D print; crackling noises and all.

Not just the men, but the women and children too!

Look, it’s not that we don’t want to see a doctor, we are just looking for ways to optimize the experience. So if we wait long enough we know the doctor will eventually come to see us.

Fixed:

I could have gone at least three more days into the new year without having known about this.

_Goddamnit.

Math checks out: that is still less than 3.

The 12 yo in me is giggling like crazy right now.

Get a bidet. Game changing.

We don’t call them fat. They’re BBA: big beautiful atoms. Thicc would suffice too.

the gratuitous lactation porn

That’s a helluva sentence to start 2026 out with. 🎊

Unless you’re a Bradford Pear. 🤮

Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Pakang, Zoom-ping.

microshreweries

That just made this 1000x funnier. Thank you!