Everybody give Spinosaurus a hand for having a good run. It took balls to see through the lies everyone was saying about T-Rex being Super Saiyan.

Earth? Wood comes from trees and other plants that both grow from the earth, and decompose back into the earth.

Careful, this is how you get zombies.

Psh. Codes are for wussies.

What if… hear me out… we pipe straight up into space, and then use a 90° bend to angle the remaining pipe to the sun. Shouldn’t Be too difficult, but I bet those plumbers would charge an expensive ass trip fee.

~We’ll need a shit ton of that purple PVC glue though.~

Instagram also auto skips some reels (i.e. makes it look like you swiped up on it when you didn’t), and then shows you the same ad you just skipped right after.

Years ago (2019), my ex and I bought those little magnetic balls for our kids. To this day she is still finding those balls all over her house.

~It’s the gift that keeps on giving.~

mates every night throughout its life…

only found in humans…

If you believe that, I’ve got some beach-front property in Arizona to sell you! 🤣

Zero fucks given

To infinity and beyond!

Checkmate, atheists!

You’re gonna die someday anyway. Might as well enjoy it while you can. And death by blueberry pie is not the worst way to go. 🤷‍♂️

Is there a higher res version of this?

It apparently loses effectiveness when subjected to extreme temps, but that loss depends on length of exposure. [Source]

😅 I knew that! 😅

Why two? Depends on the mouse. Probably wireless, and you use one until it dies and then switch to your backup while the other charges (e.g. Apple’s Magic Mouse).

Edit: I am so effing stupid. 😂

Which lines are those? I’d be willing to drop some money if they were to last longer.

The pregnancy test is sealed and unused. I want my money back!

It’s called a euphemism. We all know that a vegan is someone who does not use animal products (e.g. meat, eggs, dairy, leather, etc). By using AI in front of the term vegan, OP intimates that they do not use AI products.

I suspect you’re smart enough to know this, but for some reason you’re being willfully obtuse.

~Then again, maybe not. 🤷‍♂️~

Strong as a bumblebee

Isn’t it “strong as he can be”? 😂

👍

As a GenX (xennial actually), no… GenX needs to start being held accountable for the all the shit going on in this world. They are not above reproach, and it’s high time we all call them out on their narcissistic bullshit.