Instagram also auto skips some reels (i.e. makes it look like you swiped up on it when you didn’t), and then shows you the same ad you just skipped right after.

Years ago (2019), my ex and I bought those little magnetic balls for our kids. To this day she is still finding those balls all over her house.

~It’s the gift that keeps on giving.~

mates every night throughout its life…

only found in humans…

If you believe that, I’ve got some beach-front property in Arizona to sell you! 🤣

Zero fucks given

To infinity and beyond!

Checkmate, atheists!

You’re gonna die someday anyway. Might as well enjoy it while you can. And death by blueberry pie is not the worst way to go. 🤷‍♂️

Is there a higher res version of this?

It apparently loses effectiveness when subjected to extreme temps, but that loss depends on length of exposure. [Source]

😅 I knew that! 😅

Why two? Depends on the mouse. Probably wireless, and you use one until it dies and then switch to your backup while the other charges (e.g. Apple’s Magic Mouse).

Edit: I am so effing stupid. 😂

Which lines are those? I’d be willing to drop some money if they were to last longer.

The pregnancy test is sealed and unused. I want my money back!

It’s called a euphemism. We all know that a vegan is someone who does not use animal products (e.g. meat, eggs, dairy, leather, etc). By using AI in front of the term vegan, OP intimates that they do not use AI products.

I suspect you’re smart enough to know this, but for some reason you’re being willfully obtuse.

~Then again, maybe not. 🤷‍♂️~

Strong as a bumblebee

Isn’t it “strong as he can be”? 😂

👍

As a GenX (xennial actually), no… GenX needs to start being held accountable for the all the shit going on in this world. They are not above reproach, and it’s high time we all call them out on their narcissistic bullshit.

Oh! Ok. I was under the impression the verbiage had the word Reject in it somewhere; that’s on me. It makes much more sense now, and I get what you’re saying. Thanks for the clarification!

I personally have never seen a pay to reject. What types of websites have you come across that do that? I’m genuinely curious.

We are the aliens abducting them for probing. I wonder how many fish try to warn their friends and family, just to be shunned as a drunkard crackpot instead.

Nothing will get better.

When I see these generation-hating comments — specifically older generations hating on something the younger generations do — I can’t help but think about whose fault it is for whatever slight the older generation feels.

Who created digital clocks? Who created iPads and iPhones? Who created video games? Every single generation has their own slang that each previous generation fails to understand (not because it doesn’t make sense, but because the previous generations are too lazy and/or stubborn to learn).

/soapbox