Superstore is the worst representation of retail work, I think they did about a week’s worth of work max during the entire series.

One of the better ones is a British show called Trolled, they at least show them doing some form of actual retail work, still shenanigans, but they never leave the store to do them besides one or 2 episodes, plus it’s a damn good comedy.

Retail workers spending the day doing shenanigans while barely doing any work, I’d kill for time to do some stupid time wasting shit.

Sorry I can’t join your impromptu wedding for two workers whose name I forgot.

Yeah, but the day that it finally happens I will have forgotten it all.

Yeah I got sad as soon as I wrote it.

Yep Yep Yep!

It still makes me laugh when I remember the one with the name beard is the one without a beard, that and the fact that Dusty Hill is the connection between King Of The Hill and Bones universes, Dusty Hill is hanks cousin and also Angela’s dad.

Fuck I’d trust a venomous snake that I’ve stepped on to not bite me more than I’d trust the oligarchs with anything.

I got banned from the monkey section of the zoo because I kept tickling the feet of those little old man looking monkeys.

Would butt implants be classed as stolen Valor?

I was wondering what happens to the lead singer of this band

Yeah, I take my other cars and drive for ages, I might get shot but nothing unusual for gtao, it’s the car they attack, one person spent ages chasing me down and attacking me, I jumped out and they took the car out then came and picked me up, so it’s gotta be personal against the car.

It’s made it fun tho, trying to escape in this little car, while this near tank like vehicle comes barreling at you, sending you flying into the air.

Nah I’m all good, it’ll get answered here. I believe in the power of Lemmy.

Your theme song

Don’t forget weed!

Ohh no not the big scary Android and iPhone words, better fucking censor that shit, some dumb cunt might get their dick in knot over it.

Finally I get an answer, thank you.

Hell yeah I do and now my meat is always cooked to perfection!

Ok then.

Why does everyone hate the issi classic in GTA online, everytime I take my little beast out for a drive some massive car or Batmobile comes along and focuses their energy on destroy it.

I just want to do tiny burnouts.

Or Zootopia!

Don’t be a dick.