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“They’re turinng the frickin’ forgs gya!”

All so you can spend more time generating value for your masters and overlords. Huzzah, we’ve eliminated the pesky scourge of free time!

VPN age verification, verily?

Oh wow, so the infrastructure for the CSAM generator is also skirting the law? I am shocked, shocked! Well, not that shocked.

Should’ve called it Z. Is just as good as X. In fact, is two better.

We make platform now. Users come next week*.

 
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It’s the most convenient way to get my stuff to D&D sessions though

Could set up one of those single page websites, something like ShouldUSCitizensBeEmbarassedToday . com and it always says Yes

They ain’t gonna optimize shit, they’ll tell us to turn on DLSS/FSR/XeSS to exceed 20-30 FPS, or for just $59.99 a month here’s time limited access to a streaming computer that can run at decent framerate (no games included)

Micro$lop, why not both

New England Patriots, fucking successful assholes

Pffft, as if any of our slacker asses have the means or purpose to move that much

“This bitcoin thing is too niche and low value to be worth figuring out”

“I know we said Windows 10 would be the last version of Windows you’d need, but we really mean it this time with Windows 11. Introducing our new operating system… Compost, I mean, Copilot!”

Not beating the cancer/parasite allegations

IIRC the initial response to extremely valid criticism of the video was also terrible, and they threw the video host under the bus for a rushed video that should’ve never been produced under the circumstances it was (granted he was part of the terrible response to criticism)

this whole thread:

This is extra funny to me since I just re-watched this episode the other day

Being the weak link in information security, just another job AI is taking from humans