“Hey man, any of that rum left?”

“Nope”

“What happened to it?”

c/theyknew (don’t have time to make a proper link)

Finally, something I’m qualified to do

What if feeling bad is one of the consequences that no longer exists?

I’m proud and ashamed
Every Fourth of July
You got to know the truth
Before you say that you got pride

Take this post down now kplzthx

Instructions unclear, I smashed up all my walls but there was no food inside

Thought the gun was a squirt gun connected to the (wine? champagne? w/e) bottle, now that would’ve been classy

Looks kinda like what that James guy that does photoshop requests would come up with

The day Bison graces your village may be quite the Tuesday emergency

More like 6969 and the 5 is a red herring

Food is better when someone else makes it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just a little uppies, as a treat

Maybe it’s that a boombox playing music is more social and open, whereas what someone does with their phone is typically meant to be private, but some people play their music or w/e noise out loud from it as if only they can hear their phone and you’re just supposed to pretend they aren’t overstepping boundaries.

🤮

The moths will continue until morale improves