i like to make 2 opposite-side holes on the shell and suck it

so it was for Kevin

on the other side, it becomes easier to say fuck off with age

most likely other humans eat it first, they just didn’t write it down and publish it

this type of science-discovery to usefulness-realization latency is the norm, pretty sure Curie didn’t envision nuclear power plants

for me: one 32 oz coffee or two

the other half also replaced business analyst with AI

i used to import words from other countries before tariffs kicked in

too broke to travel --> doing my part

actually surprised took this long, two narcissists cooperating? yea right

and drugs

why he isn’t liked anymore?

mine was switched to wireless 8 years ago approx, i think they still need to drive around, but how many houses they can cover in a day must have increased by orders of magnitude

a Mitch Hedberg variant

nah, refined carbs are the real enemy

posting this on LinkedIn would be considered as trolling

yes, that cow is me

all Norwegian movies end with a reminder i am a slut

what a relief

do the taste la peaness tho?