American high-school athletes in conservative states: Log in with genital verification.

I had heard that Ubuntu is an old African word for “can’t configure Debian”

You said Ubuntu three times. /s

AUR is supposed the last resort, after distro repos, building from source, Flatpak, and Appimage. Ubuntu’s equivalent to the AUR would be PPAs.

Personally, I have fewer problems gaming on Arch than any other I’ve tried.

Edit: Snap is bad for software freedom. I won’t touch Ubuntu anymore; if I use apt, I meant apt and not snap. Hijacking my command is Microsoft-style rug-pulling.

New printers only come with a sample cartridge, not a full one.

I waited in line, in the cold, for Skyrim on PC. In other words, I waited in line for a CD key and Steam installer disc; the full game had to be downloaded.

Ah, it’s an IBM PS/2!

All the cool kids use ReplayGain.

Frig off, Barb!

Despite all the bad ROM hacks, I don’t remember ever seeing Super Marijuana Bros. or Super Marilyn Manson.

Invader Zim has a lot of laughs for kids and adults!

Wat. A lot more stuff fetches “a basic land card” than “a land with a basic land type”.

GameNative

Thanks!

It won’t be that bad, the sign here says there’s free beer tomorrow!

Intel 11th/12th-gen self-destructing CPU?

Final Fantasy IV, completely worth it and I still have it. My parents were mad that it was $40 used.

I didn’t sell many games back, but for some reason, I sold that same game store Mega Man V for Game Boy complete-in-box, probably for a pittance.

…but where am I supposed to find another cart in this 50 million dollar hospital?

Old news… If you are using a VPN, it’s “foreign communications” and subject to spying; and if you aren’t using a VPN, they route the data through a room that’s considered a foreign enclave (like an embassy), turning it into “foreign communications” and subject to spying.

Fuck that tabloid, the Daily Mail… but there was the guy who was attempting to mod his robovac so he could control it with a PlayStation controller. The AI he was using to help ended up giving him keys that let him remotely access thousands of robovacs, including their cameras and mics.