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People also sold unwanted children, we going back there too? I know a lot of Trump voters are salivating at the thought.

At my age, my parents were on their 5th house. My rent takes half my paycheck and I’m trapped here because I can’t afford to move.

So the homeless people peeing on the streets will now definitely smell like piss wherever they go, instead of just maybe smelling like piss? Good times.

Tell their food providers if they don’t do something now, they’ll end up like my 70 year old parents. They just shelled out $16,000 for dental care because my brother who barely graduated high school, has never held a job, and never left the house, has no insurance of any kind. When they die, he’ll probably starve to death because I’m not stepping in to help that racist, misogynist, homophobic prick live.

75%? Those are rookie numbers. Gotta get that up around 200, 250%, then we’ll really get things started.

I think it’s the fungi manipulating all of us.

I literally noticed zero difference. But it sounds bad. Have they tried shoving more AI in there to fix the problem?

No way, we only care about what’s on the inside. And if the inside is weird, even better! I love seeing some shit I’ve never seen before. We have meetings on odd findings because that’s how you suss out patterns no one has picked up on before.

Among all the begging emails, I’d like one to show me where the money was spent, in detail. Paying lawyers for people fighting unfair prosecution? Awesome. Covering catering for unproductive meetings? Fuck You.

Refund? No criminal charges for fraud or anything like that? It’s gonna keep happening if no one gets punished for it.

Dear God that is an expensive prank! The prices on those are insane.

No, that can’t be right. Forced use of photo ID for age verification couldn’t possibly lead to leakage of said IDs. The purity police assured us!

Didn’t they just do the opposite of this for TikTok?

Then, is it cool to publish direct lies about red state elections? How about recommending rat poison for measles?

Yes, this put me over the edge. I now have zero streaming services for American shows.

Library: these books are so popular, better order more

The staff should refuse to contribute. Tell them no on religious grounds on account of chopping journalists into pieces being a big no-no.

Right answer: LOL get fucked Predicted answer: We will do all the censoring you ask for and turn over all the records for users without even being asked, ensuring maximum impact to users who have nothing to do with this while gun-toting assholes continue to shoot up schools unabated because this is America.

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Those black women dating other races is part of what they’re mad about. They don’t want white men having babies with black women. It’s offensive to them somehow, for reasons they won’t ever admit but they’ll get angry if you call them racist.