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Meta definitely holding evidence of crimes on behalf of the feds, how can we get this data?

This can only be improved by their upcoming introduction of ads. Imagine it not only giving advice on committing suicide, but recommending sponsored guns, pills, or other tools on behalf of their advertisers!

“All of humanity” doesn’t include suicidal people, apparently.

Why do anything to appeal to fucking Russian regime bullshit? Tell them to fuck off! Cowards.

So, rehashing old ideas as if they were new, making decent products worse but charging more, lacking expertise and in-depth knowledge, using layoffs instead of good financial planning?

Having a backyard or any space to grow plants is a privilege many don’t have, besides the fact that vegetables don’t like extreme climates

I know my institution wouldn’t allow this without informed consent from himself pre-death or legally responsible family members. Plus you have to be able to withdraw consent at any time and we have to destroy all data, including sequencing analysis, upon request. Not sure how that affects published data but we’d have to strip it out of any data repositories the publications may point to as well.

Hell no, I’m waiting for the day one of these psychos makes us famous.

People also sold unwanted children, we going back there too? I know a lot of Trump voters are salivating at the thought.

At my age, my parents were on their 5th house. My rent takes half my paycheck and I’m trapped here because I can’t afford to move.

So the homeless people peeing on the streets will now definitely smell like piss wherever they go, instead of just maybe smelling like piss? Good times.

Tell their food providers if they don’t do something now, they’ll end up like my 70 year old parents. They just shelled out $16,000 for dental care because my brother who barely graduated high school, has never held a job, and never left the house, has no insurance of any kind. When they die, he’ll probably starve to death because I’m not stepping in to help that racist, misogynist, homophobic prick live.

75%? Those are rookie numbers. Gotta get that up around 200, 250%, then we’ll really get things started.

I think it’s the fungi manipulating all of us.

I literally noticed zero difference. But it sounds bad. Have they tried shoving more AI in there to fix the problem?

No way, we only care about what’s on the inside. And if the inside is weird, even better! I love seeing some shit I’ve never seen before. We have meetings on odd findings because that’s how you suss out patterns no one has picked up on before.

Among all the begging emails, I’d like one to show me where the money was spent, in detail. Paying lawyers for people fighting unfair prosecution? Awesome. Covering catering for unproductive meetings? Fuck You.

Refund? No criminal charges for fraud or anything like that? It’s gonna keep happening if no one gets punished for it.

Dear God that is an expensive prank! The prices on those are insane.

No, that can’t be right. Forced use of photo ID for age verification couldn’t possibly lead to leakage of said IDs. The purity police assured us!