As far as my TV is concerned I don’t have an internet connection.

They leave two here. One saying there is a boil advisory and another after the tests come back saying it’s safe.

Having it avoid doggy landmines would be a nice feature.

Quite the game of hot potato

I made the mistake of reading all the text before looking at the pictures when they should have been the first thing to look at.

What bullet?

A pizza party would be cool also.

How do I download one of those?

First off, you’re not my mother.

Is everything broken down in 25 years or do they do something with the remains?

Would this monitoring not be on the total power consumption vs hourly/daily?

Quiet microwave gang. Took a while to find the instructions and can only be done when it’s first plugged in on mine.

You can set it for an extra second so you don’t feel bad about stopping it “early”

Without flaw unless it gets flipped on its back.

It’s easier just to buy my air from O’Hare Air.

Someone’s 3d printer making spaghetti in the background.

Y’all have trees?

“powered off”

Unless I’m holding the battery in one hand and the phone in the other I don’t trust it being turned off either.

I would be shocked if they aren’t equipped with puke bags for such an event and then your plan is foiled.

So much furry content, holy smokes.