I mean… if we’re being honest, the long-term effects of global thermonuclear war would be (very eventual) carbon sequestration in tens to hundreds of millions of years, and then we’ll renew our oil reserves! We of course won’t be around to use them, seeing as we’ll have been sequestered into the oil.

No, I blame the man himself for becoming so overtly toxic that lots of customers are basically blacklisting Tesla as a brand due to his tight association with it.

Lmao we’re gonna get to watch eel-on-musk and all of his dipshit wünderkinds speedrun through all of the pitfalls a junior DBA / data engineer is liable to make, and they’re gonna do it on prod, and prod is the US government.

What could possibly go wrong

I will be shocked if he uses his own money for this. He just got a ton of backdoors into the treasury department, remember? That was just last week.

I mean, yeah. That was the entire point of him buying it: to control one of the biggest social media networks ever, and to use that to push and pull the public discourse however he wanted, in the interest of being a kingmaker. And it fucking worked.

In retrospect, being unusually fixated on and amused by these door stoppers early in life is probably a great litmus test for neurodivergence 😅

When you get older, if you become an engineer, it becomes “the on-call rotation”

Scapegoating

Man, he is gonna have the gnarliest shits tomorrow

I mean the latest version of the Switch 1 went OLED. It’d be weird if v2 downgraded from that.

Security breach.

I don’t know

Bernie was the compromise candidate.

Luigi 2028

Can you explain the specific functionality that you’re looking for…? I don’t understand your objection here.

You joke, but I wouldn’t be shocked if someone in particular gets that brainwave before too long

awww please let this be a normal field trip

No, this is Patrick.

Wtf are you going on about.

Traditional (that is, from WELL before WW2) German children’s tales are well known to be unusually brutal/scary.

Stop manufacturing outrage. You diminish actual, serious discussion of serious issues by trying to spread concern for said serious issues onto unrelated topics. This is an unrelated topic.

I don’t think that’s where we were going with this