Yeah the planet got destroyed, but for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders
Last April, I asked the tax man how much I owed, and he said $350. Then I said, “you ain’t no tax man! You the loch ness monster!”
Fun fact, 165F is often parroted for cooking chicken, but I urge everyone to go lower. 155-160F results in much juicier chicken. 165F corresponds to instantaneously killing all bacteria. 155F is about 60s, and 160F is 15s.
He is the Messiah!
You’re right, I’m gonna spring for the N64 controller this go around
This actually happened to me the other day. Completely died…
I got better
IPv6 huh? There are dozens of us!
OSHA? More like OSHIT
Well most whiskey is 80 proof, so 60% water! Counts
Is it possible to learn this power?
I bet you get to skip the line at water parks too. What a privileged life! \s
I don’t know if they still exist. But there were these machines in casinos that took dollar bills, and always seem to pay out really well. 1 of paper equals 4 of coin everytime.
My father wanted to name me Inigo. Unfortunately he passed shortly before my birth. On an unrelated note, do any of you have 6 fingers?
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
This will surely solve everything.
1st law of thermodynamics: best you can do is 100% efficiency.
2nd law of thermodynamics: haha jk
Turns out the biggest bug of all was keeping the default password.
Call an ambulance. But not for me
Ahh I see, Nintendo has discovered the internet.