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I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.

Maybe someone prayed for it to be bullet proof and Big Papa had no say in it?

So we are kind of like cheese curds.

Oof. That felt personal.

My modded original Xbox was magical. Rent a game from Hollywood Video, rip it straight to the Xbox hard drive, return it.

“Hey girl, wanna take a ride on my big wet weiner?”

Gets 'em every time.

Please don’t tell her you beat me or she’ll do the same.

Maybe start a charity and raise money that way?

You’d think these guys would know how to open a private Firefox tab.

We don’t know their mind. We don’t know their kind. Dark necessities are part of their design.

And also your mom is so ancient and immense that it transcends the limits of langauge and comprehension.

Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

Just when you think you got me figured out
The season’s already changing
I think it’s cool, you do what you do
And don’t try to save me

The whales said it’s cool, guys. Carry on.

He exposes people to chemical sludge every time he enters a room.

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”

The company said in its blog post that the problem began in late February, but it has since been able to compensate for the lost data to some extent by modifying its algorithm.

Because that’s what people are worried about: THE LOST DATA.

Yes, those are all major contributors, though some of them overlap.

Is that the 4-minute task you’d been procrastinating?

For every you, there’s a woman who feels compelled to pet me because of my beard. I’ll take that trade-off.

Honestly, it’s even solid without the Real Debrid addition (though I use Real-Debrid and think it’s great). Just add the Torrentio add-on and you’ll have tons of streams for just about everything.