Y’all need therapy. Mostly for taking a joke waaaaaaay too seriously.

Y’all need Jesus. And an assigned FBI agent.

Pet Wirecutter, Midea and Frigidaire both have smart options that have full bucket notifications. It’s baffling that they don’t advertise that feature in their product listings, though.

Who mistakenly leaves things in an oven?

You joke but attention spans are so pitifully short after the brain rot exacerbated by rapid-fire on-demand content that I’m sure plenty of people have started a microwave, wandered away, and completely forgot about it.

FFTA is great if you never played FFT. If you did, however, it is a cheap imitation that turns it into “baby’s first SRPG”.

FFTA2 did a better job, but those of us that started with FFT were highly disappointed with FFTA as a “sequel”.

I swear, it’s not long ago that people were touting that we could finally have decent microtransactions in games thanks to blockchain

Sorry that this is really what caught my attention, but when did anyone ever think this?

No game for any platform has ever been $80 USD base price.

This is why I wish “southpaw” keyboards would become more mainstream. If you’re right-handed, having the numpad on the left makes way more sense ergonomically.

That’s a cascade. Capitalism represents an aesthetic and intellectual approach that values reason, order, and balance, drawing inspiration from the enduring legacy of ancient Greece and Rome.

there’s no point commenting or interacting cause pretty much everything gets you banned

Holy hyperbole, Batman! If you’re not posting like an edgy teenager then reddit is decently usable.

The insane reactionary takes against reddit on Lemmy are getting really tiring. Come on, guys.

The printers in the article are using toner. The title is misleading.

More or less is proving my point no?

Thanks for encouraging your kids to have diverse interests and hobbies instead of letting a glowing screen raise them. I don’t have children but if I did I would hope to achieve the same for them.

You’re expecting Zoomers and Gen Alpha irreversibly addicted to short-form video content, which has resulted in an attention span that doesn’t extend past 30 seconds, to READ?

It’s also a cartoon for children.

Ah yes, the feed starting with an ad, followed by a reels module alternating between soft porn and dogs, followed by bots and more ads, maybe interspersed with a couple of posts by people whose names I recognize for good measure, are well worth my time. No need to virtue signal, I’m hooked!

Not sure but I think Schwab did it too.

Try Projectivy.

The technical term is “platform decay”. “Enshittification” is not the term to lead with if you want people not aware to take you seriously.

And this isn’t that.