Maybe the constantly flushing toilet would drain the room.

My toilet runs FreeBSD.

Yes

Don’t you dare! Toaster loves all people, especially the Master… oh I see it now.

I can’t draw worth a damn. Anyway, here’s Vin Diesel.

“Born in March, btw”

I have a Bose Soundlink Micro Bluetooth speaker that goes into a low energy standby anytime it’s not being used. I am able to connect to it and start playing music without pressing any buttons on the speaker. Sounds like what you are looking for. I imagine all their Soundlink speakers have BTLE (and they can be grouped).

Kernkraft 400

Aren’t we, though?

[Zoidberg noises]

I listen to a wide variety of music, genres including jazz, metal, rap, classical, rock, dubstep, alternative, soft rock, etc. I find her music to be obnoxious, repetitive, and not at all creative. I don’t think there’s a single other artist that I like less. And it has nothing to do with her politics, that’s the one area I agree with her.

You mean mavity?

@TheMightyCanuck , is this the same guy?! It has to be.

In theory, yes. I’ve never actually plugged it into a computer. It’s a Sony PS-LX300USB. Looks like you can pick one up used for less than $100. Might be worth it if you’re currently buying everything twice.

My record player has a USB port…

Replace “all 1’s or something” with “drop database or something” and it 100% applies.