…mizu?

Honestly I know I’m an acquired taste, so if this ever happened to me I’d probably say “Different strokes for different folks! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

Common and disgusting, but unfortunately not always a joke. You probably know this but for the benefit of others who may not be aware, the Husband Stitch is a real thing that used to be pretty commonly done regardless of what the woman wanted and often without her foreknowledge or consent. It’s an extra stitch or two placed when sewing a woman back up after a vaginal tear or episiotomy during labor. The purpose is to make the woman “tighter” so her husband can still enjoy having sex with her even though she’s given birth, which is staggeringly misogynistic and cruel. And it usually results in really painful sex for the woman because her vaginal opening is artificially small plus now it has inflexible scar tissue. It’s a horrific thing to do to a woman, especially after giving birth.

Thank you! :)

Kil’d

Maybe my dog (RIP old friend) as a scifi cyborg superhero?

some people go to the market just to haggle because it’s fun

This sounds like an actual nightmare

Pees in it a little first.

All I know is that they’re sellouts.

He looks so proud of himself haha

Yeah…GrubHub is so fucking expensive that I’m surprised they’re still in business.

Shine on, you crazy diamond

I’m from New Jersey and have never heard anyone unironically say “youse guys”. Side note we also don’t call it “Joisey”.

I have zero paifs of underwear.

Cheese.

Redbud. It’s got such pretty blossoms and the leaves are a really pleasing shape.

Plus birch beer is awesome

Sometimes it’s meant like “I’m about to ask what might sound like a dumb question, but I’m genuinely asking, so please take me seriously.”

Sometimes it’s meant like “I’m about to ask what might sound like a dumb question, but I’m genuinely asking, so please take me seriously.”

My brother-in-law says the dishes “need washed” and it’s nails on a goddamn chalkboard every time I hear it.