I will end you!

Edit: (Apologies for the outburst, I was triggered.)

And if we’re not close, the addition of emojis triggers me.

Yup.

We call it the hammer time. And by “we” I mean me, just now.

Ackshully, “LOL” is finger guns.

No I cannot. Because I forgot. It’s an ‘in the moment’ thing and once that moment has passed, it’s gone.

I think they used that line in Hercules or Xena.

Semen gets internally recycled to keep it fresh.

Well, anyone who could flee my country already has, so probably nowhere.

I’d say it’s the same as giving kids access to your credit card, only they’re not your kids and they’re dumber than you are.

Yeah. Said the fired workers were sharing company secrets on discord instead of having union chats.

Oh my, guess all that “not” union busting mess is backfiring on them big time.

Yeah, sorta. Depends. Mistresses had the fun as long as they didn’t want more, but also being a single woman with strange men coming out of your house at random times didn’t do wonders for local reputation.

Sure, you were free and could go places a wife wouldn’t be able to. And yet being tied down to someone during the bad times could also be a comfort mistresses lacked.

Each lifestyle had its pros and cons when it came to getting something out of life, but let’s face it, when it came to domestic abuse, neither received the support they needed.

Baby shark on repeat for 12 hours is the end result of a successful mating call, so I don’t really see the problem here…

You’re still thinking within reason. Megalomania doesn’t.

It’s not about money, but power. “The world bent its knee at our word.” Simple as that. People can be and are that crazy.

Are you still you or is the bed AI taking over?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Actions reveal the ugliness of the heart.

Ducks think they some cool shit.

Swans are hot, but crazy.

Natural curves are psychosomatic triggers that alter our biological response to external stimuli.

It’s all good until it’s not.

Knitting. It’s part witchcraft, part voodoo.

Ai will be able to do that without getting drunk.

Simple. They get a president to fund and expand their operations.