me before finding out where scoville is

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I feel like it’s probably worse than this. It should start with “I read about this thing called ‘choking to death’”.

Or better yet, take out “choking to death” (which can happen) and insert some made-up bullshit like “choking so hard your eyeballs pop out”.

I did this kind of self-exploration at one point. I used to find all my meaning through work, which I later realized was leaving me feeling unfulfilled. So I lowered my professional ambitions in favor of focusing on the relationships I had with close friends and family.

Then I changed genders. And then those relationships got completely fucked up. And now I feel like I have nothing left to live for.

So I guess if you’re looking for meaning, my advice would be to pick something that doesn’t depend on other people.

lol

I would, but they told me if I get one and try to change their gender, it’d void my warranty.

The smug smirk makes it seem like this is a statement of defiance rather than a request for help.

oof owie my esophagus

Want your post to go viral on social media? Just add a caption that says “and now it’s going viral on social media”.

I never revisited this game. Maybe I should try a Groose-only run sometime.

DeviantArt

Such a beautiful language

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

Das wussup

Aggressively pursuing goals vs straight chillin which would u pick

I was gonna go with “most people give a damn”, but I think you phrased it a bit more positively.

Ok

I’m saying this unironically: this comment could go on any dumbass thread about China’s dumbass social media and dumbass AI. I don’t understand why I don’t see it more.

They. Are. Authoritarian.

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