You’re so cool because instead of choosing to not connect your phone to your car, you bought a rusty 07 Camry?

Yes.

There’s a Lite?? Oh my gosh, you’re a hero. I use private browsing a lot (lol) and the site would never remember me disabling the chatbot.

I do, and it doesn’t stop.

ITT: people arguing about how to measure their wood

From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.

Found this article after a quick web search: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kateoflahertyuk/2025/07/24/what-is-tea-the-viral-women-only-app-with-1-million-downloads/

It’s an app where women upload photos of men they’re dating to get “the tea” on them (red flags, catfishing, etc.). I always wondered if something like this existed. Sucks that it has to, sucks even more if their users are being targeted like this.

me before finding out where scoville is

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I feel like it’s probably worse than this. It should start with “I read about this thing called ‘choking to death’”.

Or better yet, take out “choking to death” (which can happen) and insert some made-up bullshit like “choking so hard your eyeballs pop out”.

I did this kind of self-exploration at one point. I used to find all my meaning through work, which I later realized was leaving me feeling unfulfilled. So I lowered my professional ambitions in favor of focusing on the relationships I had with close friends and family.

Then I changed genders. And then those relationships got completely fucked up. And now I feel like I have nothing left to live for.

So I guess if you’re looking for meaning, my advice would be to pick something that doesn’t depend on other people.

lol

I would, but they told me if I get one and try to change their gender, it’d void my warranty.

The smug smirk makes it seem like this is a statement of defiance rather than a request for help.

oof owie my esophagus

Want your post to go viral on social media? Just add a caption that says “and now it’s going viral on social media”.

I never revisited this game. Maybe I should try a Groose-only run sometime.

DeviantArt

Such a beautiful language