Transitioning most places
> shave
> makeup
> new wardrobe
> voice training
> hormones
> laser
> surgery
> therapy for all the times you get clocked regardless

Transitioning in Turkey
> shave
> congratulations, enjoy passing

If you want to be safe, just tell me I’m pretty. Mentioning that I’m trans is liable to backfire depending on how severe the dysphoria gloomies are in the moment. I don’t always want to be reminded that I’m trans.

me coming across this at 3 AM on a weeknight

It is a work computer and it is not my choice.

I try to get around by means other than driving myself in a car.

Also, in this thread: cool ideas

Was the printer really like

He has milk and is listening to his favorite spooky music.

FTFY

Recently got into rpgmemes and started wondering how high the party would have to roll to persuade someone into believing two plus two equals five.

I feel like I have enough experience and institutional knowledge that I won’t be replaced in the near future. But we’re not hiring, and the higher-ups are trying to shoehorn AI into everything to compensate.

I’m a glorified data analyst. Almost all my work is done with a single database using a narrow range of commands and SQL queries. I memorized the syntax for stuff I use regularly and just type it out every time.

No I do not want to write a bunch of macros. No I do not need an AI assistant. What I need is for all these “helpful” tools and popups to get the fuck out of my way. I’ve been typing typing typing since AOL Instant Messenger.

Every time I have to tell my psychiatrist that my meds “stopped working”, I ask myself if they really stopped working or if they’re just not doing enough because shit keeps getting worse and worse.

fanbase is cringe

Pumpkins and… hay…?

I got whatever the cheapest phone was at the shop that wasn’t an iphone, and am running whatever version of Android it came preinstalled with along with whatever updates have been rolled out since then.

But I’m not a guy, so your statement may still stand.

Patron saint of the lemmyverse

> be me
> greek philosopher
> love wisdom
> realize eating animals is kinda fucked up
> go veg
> “oh yeah well what about protein dumbass?”
> plebs forgot one thing
> BEANS
> eat beans nonstop
> all beans all the time
> beans beans beans
> everything starts to smell like beans
> breath smells like beans
> farts smell like beans

pff w/e this is wise af

> fap to own wisdom
> cum smells like beans

Fellow philosophers, I have just concluded a series of rigorous scientific experiments…

I heard of him, but never thought he was this damn important. And this is why the censorship campaign is so frustrating to me. For anyone who hasn’t heard of him, he was not “doing politics the right way”.

Charlie Kirk was a bigot.

Charlie Kirk was a bigot. Charlie Kirk was a bigot. Charlie Kirk was a bigot.

All the firings and censorship and hand-wringing about “lowering the temperature” do not change this simple fact.

Charlie Kirk was a bigot.

You’re so cool because instead of choosing to not connect your phone to your car, you bought a rusty 07 Camry?

Yes.

There’s a Lite?? Oh my gosh, you’re a hero. I use private browsing a lot (lol) and the site would never remember me disabling the chatbot.