I just round up to the nearest multiple of 5. Who the hell rounds down when looking at prices?

Manufacturing, manufacturing, manufacturing.

How much shit do we really fucking need to make?

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I think you just press the star key twice at that part

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Inside of me is a wolf

She likes borger

…yes

Would you rather…

• 6-month boat ride to the Holy Land (you believe in it and it’s real),

OR

• 5-month plane ride to the 43rd Annual Corporate Circlejerk

(glares intensely)

how do you ask someone to change their whole identity like that

job 🔇

(sobs antidepressantedly)

The AI nonsense would need to personally disrupt my user experience on a daily basis.

I’ve already made up my mind about switching due to the AI nonsense that has already happened, but I’ve been putting off actually doing anything about it.

There is so much science to be done once the madness is over.

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I have also destroyed tech in frustration. I am also in therapy. Hope you’re okay, I know I’m not.

I like how taskbar buttons dynamically resize depending on window title. I like that the size of the buttons on the taskbar are all different, and I like not having a way to change this back to the boring obvious tried-and-true standard of having buttons that are all the same size.

I like that the rules appear to not make any fucking sense, leading to situations where you can have 3 entries for the same program with the same content open that are all different sizes.

I like it because it takes me out of whatever I’m doing and forces me to notice the user interface. I like getting distracted by little hints of movement at the bottom of the screen that make me stop and go “wait what the fuck did it just do”.

I like that when I last searched for “windows 11 taskbar button resize disable”, the only mention of the word “disable” on the first page of search results was this:

I like having to put “site:reddit.com” at the end of my search query before I can even begin to scratch the surface of the issue.

And I like having to ultimately give up and live with it because at the end of the day, it’s a feature and not a bug.

LOSE

Last time I got serious about weight loss, I just counted calories really aggressively. It worked.

But my diet was boring and eventually I got tired of depriving myself, so I stopped. I gained back some of the weight, but not all of it, so that’s nice.

It also helps to not be constantly depressed and stress-eating through the fall of democracy.