Thanks for adding nuance to the conversion

So everyone who deals in absolutes is a Sith? It’s that also dealing with absolutes?

Since you’re ratioed and it’s not even close, it might not have been so meaningless. Why, do you think, do people give so much attention when it’s barely related and meaningless?

And who asked you? What kind of standard is that? How many posts have been asked for?

The second and third are at least related

Of cause! Don’t be stupid!

Tbf: It really doesn’t look like a dildo

Third time

“I can fix him”

No, you can’t

I looked it up and German has several translations, among them Zedrate, as you suggested, but also Judenapfel (Jew apple) for no obvious reason (according to dict.cc)

So who is it Ms Rachel isn’t allowed to criticize?

Less time but more work

Readjust with what? Your wet hand?

You heard of elf on the shelf. Be ready for:

You heard of elf on the shelf. Be ready for:

You heard of elf on the shelf. Be ready for:

Every sign has a story

Do you have an accent where this rhymes? Or is this the joke?

Finally a Farscape meme!