Be the ghost you want to see in the world

Who’s that?

They can kill the penguin but they can’t kill the idea

And can sell that receipt to someone else who needs a receipt. It’s not a pyramid scheme

That’s how elections work: one wins, everyone else loses

They lost the election

Makes me wonder if there is a market for receipts as alibis

Me neither laughs nervously

As if there weren’t other ways to download videos from YouTube…

Yes, that’s the problem

Watch your l*nguage, my dear

Still even people new to writing have a good intuition about that but formalizing this intuition is a different story

But I’m allergic to almonds and gluten intolerant!

No Klein bottle? Not even a small one?

Please, it’s w*rd, we want to keep this f*mily friendly

Who’s there?

I once heard that monkeys will just go to the typewriter, tipe the same letter a few times and leave. Doesn’t sound like Shakespeare to me

I lost the game

“Darling, do you remember when we said, before we have kids we should have a pet and before that a plant to see if we can handle the responsibility?”
“Yes, sure! Why do you bring that up?”
“Well, the basile withered again.”

There is a difference between “btw etymological this used to mean that but since X we use it in other contexts as well” and “no, you are wrong”. The difference is one is fun at parties, the other is not.