I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

I beg thy pardon.

Damnit, I was pretty sure the one on the right was Goofy.

We live in a world where I read “high schoolers” and my brain autocorrected it to “high school shooters”.

Okay, but then the very first thing he does is drag Wormtongue outside and almost hacks him in half in front of all his subjects. No trial, no questioning, no protecting the children from the horror.

Maybe giving the victim of abuse who has only just regained his senses a weapon was a poor choice

Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.

Ocho!

Remember: never confuse the Olframory regrion with the Orfancfary regain.

The weird part is in the mirror.

I really dug It’s All Been Done but the Barenaked Ladies. Still do.

What is up with bowling ads and innuendo? It’s like a universal thing, not just regional.