They weigh as much as 800 hamburgers, before the butcher skins and guts it…

Monty Python and The Holy Grail

Hey, if you’re gonna make a silly dumb parody movie, go all the way hahaha!

I’m just gonna leave this Plumbus here…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JGaBU5cKluU

Yes, I’m running Linux Mint on my laptop, which comes with LibreOffice. If I needed to write any serious documents of my own, I’d definitely do so using LibreOffice.

I dunno, I just wanted to test the waters of AI on itself in a way to see what it would spit out. At least what it wrote carries a reminder to not outright trust AI and do your own research and fact checking.

I hear ya there, but I also hear that they don’t have drain holes on the bottom inside the door and rainwater (and other fluids) will run down the windows inside the door and collect at the bottom and mess up the electronics and cause internal corrosion.

Remember, they’re piss poor designed, go after known weaknesses…

Whoops, meant to comment to another commenter this time, my bad.

Meh, there’s ways to disguise yourself, such as throwaway clothing and wash-off body paint.

Or so I’ve been told…

I totally agree. While I do have a Google account, I haven’t used it in many months, and my tablet and phones have never been signed in to begin with. I guess you might consider my mobile Android devices as ‘virgin’ devices, and I don’t mean Virgin Mobile.

I did break my hiatus from Google briefly tonight, just to ask Google Docs to write a document to compare and contrast AI slop versus reality…

https://lemmy.world/post/42327274

Anyways, I’m done with Google again for as long as I can avoid it. But I’m still leaving the account active, if for no other reason than my YouTube videos (not like I’m even making any money off my random stuff)…

True, but even paying in cash or otherwise, both items are pretty darn cheap…

I’ve heard that if you spray them with a mix of vinegar and salt, that they’ll likely start rusting and even short circuiting not too long after.

Both of these products can be purchased with SNAP/EBT food stamp benefits for anyone interested.

Or so the rumor goes…

Fantastic

Awesome, and welcome to the Penguin Club! 🐧

I started running Linux 15 years ago, and switched to Linux as my main daily driver like 10 years ago. And I couldn’t be happier, but I still wish I would have started my Linux journey way sooner, especially since Windows is about as useful as used toilet paper these days…

I don’t know or care how long this meme has been out in the wild…

He lit the ‘cigarette’ on the wrong end.

Also, where is his lighter? 🤔

I’m saving your comment, as you have succinctly explained it better than I ever could. 👍

Yes! The bottom left, I got 2 pairs of those from eBay for $7.16 USD.

They’re not suitable for everyday wear, but if you lose your nearsighted glasses, it’s better than nothing. So, a glovebox item…

They’re called pinhole glasses.

Nah, I just don’t want others around me when I dance. It’s a wonder I ever had a cameraman a few times…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UvjzGGM7dL4

Damn homie, you’re even more nearsighted than I am. I start losing focus about 18cm from my eyeball, but can see stuff up close almost like a microscope!

Here’s my collection of corrective lenses…

https://lemmy.world/post/40665025

I find the bifocals in the top right best for me.

You lost the game… 👌

My natural vision is like 20/500, very nearsighted.

I’m pretty good with BMX flatland bicycle balance tricks, so good in fact that I can do a number of them blindfolded, as it allows me to focus not on my vision but on my balance. So that to me is mostly natural, and doesn’t even require much visual input on open flatland.

But to play a 2 player game, where my vision requires a moment to adapt my vision and focus from near to far and back, plus not get confused by the shear lines from my glasses as I turn my head, then it’s not so easy to get that natural sense you speak of.

Sigh, bad vision sucks, even with glasses…