Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

Was honestly thinking the same thing

I like Alwyzon. They’re in Austria and I’m in North America, but it doesn’t seem to matter. Somehow their servers are always so much quicker to respond than others.

And Chicago, and New York, and…

The downvote is from someone who doesn’t understand floating point notation

I’m getting a raging clue