Maybe the asteroid impact actually changed the rotational speed of the planet and increased gravity. There, I just created a new theory.

What a shitty way to go that would have been for the dinosaurs and any other giant species. Imagine some ELE hitting humankind but sparing all the little people.

Fuck, now I can’t unconsider it.

This is me over and over again in the grocery store. Apart from the munching first, that is.

It was a big scavenger hunt event where they awarded some pretty hefty cash prizes. It lasted several weeks from what I remember.

Those lazy kids need to work harder. Most Roblox games are crap.

My teenage daughter who will probably never try crack because she has Roblox instead gets deep into this stuff. She said that the developers of Sober disabled it for “The Hunt” voluntarily just to avoid drawing any ire from the Roblox developers since they’re vaguely aware of Sober’s existence and I guess tolerate it as long as it isn’t causing problems for them. If anyone was accused of using Sober to cheat during such a high profile event it would be bad news for them.

I do not particularly care for it and most of my systems are still systemd free. Much like pulseaudio in its later days, I’ve learned to deal with it when I must. Also like pulseaudio, something better will probably come along.

Yeah Archon, the Might & Magic series, Road Rash etc.

Eh some of their stuff from the 80s was pretty groovy.

I hope it’s Birdo Toad

And everyone needs a new fridge every 3-5 years now because they’re all pieces of shit.

Yeah we had to replace our piece of shit Samsung fridge this year and after doing days of research it turns out pretty much all fridges are pieces of shit these days.

Ooh yes a tip screen pops up every time before allowing you access to the fridge then when you select the tip (because there’s no ‘no thanks’ option) it then asks you if you’d like to round up to the nearest $5 for charity.

VPN companies hearing the distant cha-chinging of cash registers.

I would argue that being a bad one even has its challenges.

Fuck*ss child? President Trump and friends would like to know where you’re hanging out.

The good news is that AI is at a stage where it’s more than capable of doing the CEO of Anthropic’s job.

The good news is the baby’s parents already live together. Their mom could only afford a single wide two bedroom trailer.

Old but still makes me laugh every time.

RFK?