Because they hide the boner

Oh no. Anyway…

Your attitude is entirely dependant on your latitude my natty dude

Flowers already attracted insects. The evolution of flower into carnivorous flower is a smaller leap than a tuba or leaf into carnivory as they would also have to evolve to attract the prey.

“I think I should ask a professional their opinion, you clipboard on an ass”

Even ignoring the joke with the dude fitting into your pocket, I cannot fit full over-ear cans I to my pocket… This is just lies.